So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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