she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
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Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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