How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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