You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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