so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
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he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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