Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
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One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
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I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I wear drunk well.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
You can make out without kissing
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