the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
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Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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