I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
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Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
i've created a new STD.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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