im six kinds of drunk right now
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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