I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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