I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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