Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
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