Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
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And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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