We got so high we made milksteak
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
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Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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