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  • 79 51
    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 15, 11 at 10:27am

    Boring and only seen by rednecks?

  • 80 57
    Submitted by bttrdenu on Nov 15, 11 at 10:36am

    A whole bunch of guys in it competing to see who finishes first?

  • 67 53
    Submitted by greedfilled on Nov 15, 11 at 4:07pm

    because she burns through so many rubbers.

  • 55 37
    Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 15, 11 at 8:06pm

    A nationwide series of 42 men pushing hard and fast, bumping into each other, vying to be the first to cross the line while 100,000 drunk rednecks look on, hollering madly, only wishing they could be part of the action.

  • 50 38
    Submitted by untameableshrew on Nov 15, 11 at 11:20am

    That many times around the track, huh? Yikes!

  • 42 42
    Submitted by cyanide11tx on Nov 15, 11 at 9:29pm

    Is she a redhead? If so, could look like a fiery, mangled carwreck...

  • 43 44
    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 15, 11 at 4:52pm

    the only woman in it looks like some kind of ape-thing with more facial hair then me? and a bulge in his/her pants that puts the goblin king of labyrinth to shame?

  • 41 51
    Submitted by doobie5 on Nov 15, 11 at 4:48pm

    making a left turn?

  • 40 53
    Submitted by hsm531 on Nov 16, 11 at 3:30am

    Roses are red, violets are blue. GA_peach doesn't have a single funny comment on this site. Die in a fire.

    • 36 46
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 16, 11 at 4:26am

      Pot meet kettle.

    • 32 47
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Nov 16, 11 at 5:04am

      my bread is white, my bed's from IKEA, hsm has never once had an original idea...get off of the basher wagon already, and learn a new song.

  • 36 47
    Submitted by ColinD1 on Nov 15, 11 at 4:16pm

    Everyone goes in to party and hopes for a wreck?

  • 34 44
    Submitted by doloresdbottom on Nov 15, 11 at 8:22pm

    Does that mean her vagina is surrounded by thousands of spectators drinking lukewarm overpriced beer, just waiting to see a smoking wreck that's possibly fatal, or that her vagina is plastered all over with sponsors logos?

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Lady_Kita on Nov 16, 11 at 2:17am

    not missing much and waiting too long for a boring finish?

  • 32 43
    Submitted by zarkx on Nov 16, 11 at 4:34am

    So her vagina is only seen by guys who wanna see a wreak?

  • 29 40
    Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 17, 11 at 8:01am

    @beckaboo11: I said 42 men. Add Danica Patrick and you have 43 cars.

  • 26 36
    Submitted by Pbear56 on Nov 16, 11 at 2:40pm

    It might have meant she was tight going in and loose coming out...

  • 27 40
    Submitted by beckaboo11 on Nov 17, 11 at 3:02am

    actually, there are 43 cars on the track for each race. and not all fans are the stereotypical rednecks. please get your facts straight before you try to make yourself sound intelligent bc then you just look like a fool.

  • 26 43
    Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 17, 11 at 8:04am

    @beckaboo11: I didn't say all NASCAR fans are rednecks. I insinuated that most are. That's a statement that the vast majority of non-NASCAR fans would agree with. Oh, and fuck off asshole.

  • 34 60
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 15, 11 at 10:45am

    So many terrible wrecks drunk men have become superstitious with their pre-game warm ups?

  • 5 5
    Submitted by RoffMain on Jan 9, 14 at 10:47pm

    Go fast, turn left ?

  • 26 60
    Submitted by ComboBreaker28 on Nov 15, 11 at 11:09am

    Ccccccombo Breaker!!!