Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
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Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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