You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
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And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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