Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
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God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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