yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
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while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
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So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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