There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
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I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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