Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
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Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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