so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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