so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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