Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
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Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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