Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
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I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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