You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
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I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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