we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
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this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
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TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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