the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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