VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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