Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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