If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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