I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
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Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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