just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
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Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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