this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
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He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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