She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
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and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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