So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
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it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
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I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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