just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
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New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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