return my video game
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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