And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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