I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
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Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
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