these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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