She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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