carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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