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  • 59 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:45pm

    She'll always be calling or knocking on your door. Don't do it! Don't do it unless you have a way of never seeing her again

  • 64 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:42pm

    He's HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 58 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:45am

    Hopefully the landlord isn't ugly...?

  • 61 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:03am

    His name is my name too! -John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:14pm

    Long live How I Met Your Mother!

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:38pm

    Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water. FML.

  • 61 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:46am

    This sounds pretty normal. Now if you had eaten three sandwiches, this would be some freaky shit.

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:50am

    10:12 no you got the prices wrong $100 for head $50 for sex $75 for butt sex and $150 for a hanjob anything I have to do work at the price goes up

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:12am

    She sounds like the type of girl who goes on craiglslist's "chance encounters" section to solicit "help" paying the bills/going to college. And they all usually charge $50 for head and $100 for full sex. Is that the going rate now?

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:33pm

    That's one way to get discounted rent.

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:38am

    sandwiches...in reference to pot from how i met your mother. nice.

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:55am

    Is this my bestie a.f.? If it is, this is your bestie... The one who likes doctors ;-)

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:23am

    Sandwiches are my favorite food! -Joey

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:06am

    I would so do my landlord, she is fiiiiiiine!

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:05am

    Charles Rutherford believes it's really the end of the month!