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  • 44 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:42pm
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    He's HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 41 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:03am
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    His name is my name too! -John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

  • 40 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:45am
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    Hopefully the landlord isn't ugly...?

  • 40 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:38pm
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    Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water. FML.

  • 43 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:14pm
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    Long live How I Met Your Mother!

  • 39 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:45pm
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    She'll always be calling or knocking on your door. Don't do it! Don't do it unless you have a way of never seeing her again

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:46am
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    This sounds pretty normal. Now if you had eaten three sandwiches, this would be some freaky shit.

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:50am
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    10:12 no you got the prices wrong $100 for head $50 for sex $75 for butt sex and $150 for a hanjob anything I have to do work at the price goes up

  • 36 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:33pm
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    That's one way to get discounted rent.

  • 35 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:12am
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    She sounds like the type of girl who goes on craiglslist's "chance encounters" section to solicit "help" paying the bills/going to college. And they all usually charge $50 for head and $100 for full sex. Is that the going rate now?

  • 34 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:05am
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    Charles Rutherford believes it's really the end of the month!

  • 34 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:38am
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    sandwiches...in reference to pot from how i met your mother. nice.

  • 30 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:06am
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    I would so do my landlord, she is fiiiiiiine!

  • 30 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:55am
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    Is this my bestie a.f.? If it is, this is your bestie... The one who likes doctors ;-)

  • 28 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:23am
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    Sandwiches are my favorite food! -Joey