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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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