Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I have fence marks all over my body
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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