I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I intend to get homeless drunk
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
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5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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