Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
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Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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