went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
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I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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