the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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